Something shady is Here 🌴 🔥
On paperback and Kindle
A darkly funny Florida Gothic debut
A short and shady read, in every sense.
Will thought moving into a Tampa rental for his senior year of college with his two best friends would mean late-night laughs and fast-food runs. Instead, he winds up in a swampy nightmare so eerie and unhinged, even the mosquitoes have backstories.
The walls watch. The shadows whisper. And every day feels like it’s one PubSub away from the next “Florida Man” headline.
With chaos as his co-pilot, Will navigates grief, relationships, and humidity so thick there should be a lifeguard.
A darkly humorous tale where the weirdest things feel strangely normal and “hold my beer, watch this” might just be the key to survival.
This is for you if…
You’ve ever said “I just want something funny and weird to read.”
You’ve wanted to buy a self help book but never got around to it
You love dark humor, creepy tension, and weirdly emotional Florida chaos
You’re holding it together thanks to sarcasm, profanity, and past trauma
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